It’s spring, and we’re looking for dick!

We were starting to wonder if winter would ever end. Well, it has, and Completely Crazy is looking for dick!

it's true - her legs do go all the way up to her neck!
Trixie in April

That’s right, if you own a dick and you’d like to join the cast, WE WANT YOU! We are looking for new performers (crew, security and lighting also welcome), particularly people with dicks. (People who ARE dicks, please don’t apply.) To join cast, see Jessie at the show for an application, or ask any cast member to point her out to you.